This is where i’d write something super funny, interesting and clever to where you’d want to hire me, such as I was named after cheese, or was a ski instructor through college and maybe say something cool and clever like “hey look at me all adorable in my superman costume trying to fly off that sweet sweet vintage couch”. You know, something like that.

Available for any sweet gig opportunities that you may have. Give me a holler at hellothisiscolby@gmail.com

CV is here too.